The Fat Friend

What the hell compells people to look at me and then decide that they should try and hook me up with their fat friend?

I'm a skinny dude. Not handsome, but attractive enough that nobody should be hoisting their not attractive, overweight friend on me. Everybody go away. I'm going to put that on a hat. Thank god I asked for some pictures before I met up with them at the bar as she and her friend suggested.

This is not good for one's self esteem. Although I suppose sending pictures of yourself and then never hearing back from the person because you're a fat chick isn't all that pleasant either.